Mail Sounds
The following is a small collection of sounds intended to use for announcing incoming mail. Most email clients allow assigning a sound to new mail. Please consult the documentation for your email client for instructions on how to do this on your system. The following sound files are not copyrighted by the IFX Group. If you are the legal copyright holder for any of the following files and would like them removed from this list, please notify us. We make a policy to promptly comply with the wishes of the copyright holders just as we expect others to honor our copyrights.
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2001-There is a message for you
 | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 13,182 bytes August 15, 1996 |
HAL9000 calmly saying there is a message for you.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 36,683 bytes September 28, 2000 |
A short yell followed by a wooden sounding thump.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 49,728 bytes August 15, 1996 |
From the 1964 TV show. The whoop-whoop sound followed by Morticia Addams saying mail's in.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 33,911 bytes August 15, 1996 |
From the 1964 TV show. Big gong sound followed by Lurch the butler saying You rang?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 22,642 bytes September 29, 1998 |
Klaxon sound from Space 1999 TV show.
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Arrow in tree-Message for you sir
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 24,942 bytes August 11, 1996 |
Arrow sound hitting a tree followed by a British accented Message for you sir.
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Barney-Somebody spilled beer in this ash tray
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 41,298 bytes September 06, 2000 |
Barney from the Simpsons TV show saying Somebody spilled beer in this ash tray
followed by a slurping sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 2,650 bytes September 29, 1998 |
A heart monitor beep-beep sound. A subtle notification sound.
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Beevis-What happened to the sound?
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 88,334 bytes July 11, 2000 |
A short blip of white noise followed by Beevis saying Uh, what happened to the sound?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 255,356 bytes July 11, 2000 |
Beevis saying Uh, what is it?
Butthead answers with Something.
They both end by saying cool.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 132,104 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman saying I never heard any penny ante, dime-a-dozen, two-bit half-wits exaggerating their enemies and bellyaching over the tiniest, stupidest personal problems.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 76,481 bytes September 11, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 42,072 bytes July 10, 1992 |
Large Chinese-style gong sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 7,832 bytes February 04, 1997 |
Cartoon springy boing sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 17,772 bytes August 03, 2000 |
Brittany Spears saying You've got mail.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 145,900 bytes January 17, 2001 |
Homer Simpson whining Aw, the Denver Broncos.
Marge answers I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
Homer gives up saying You just don't understand football, Marge.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 15,526 bytes August 21, 2000 |
Bugs Bunny saying Ain't I a stinker?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 83,256 bytes July 09, 1992 |
A series of classic cartoon catcall sounds with whistles, hoots, hollering and a growl.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 18,802 bytes February 04, 1997 |
Slide whistle sound ending in a metal thump-boing combination.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 21,576 bytes June 02, 1993 |
The classic wah-wah-wah-wah disappointment sound sequence.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 32,826 bytes February 04, 1997 |
Skidding tire sound followed by falling metal junk pile.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 26,137 bytes July 19, 2000 |
Extended tire skid sound with no crash.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 13,626 bytes June 17, 1997 |
Classic old cash register cha-ching bell.
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Clint Eastwood-Go ahead, make my day
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 32,300 bytes September 06, 1995 |
Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry saying Go ahead. Make my day.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 39,518 bytes July 19, 2000 |
A single ramp up klaxon square wave.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 78,451 bytes August 14, 1993 |
Spaceship computer learning to laugh from the Flight of the Navigator
movie. Sounds almost like PeeWee Herman.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 5,724 bytes February 04, 1997 |
Clunky sounding cow bell.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 37,234 bytes January 05, 1999 |
A single moo sound with some pushed effort near the end.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 17,642 bytes February 04, 1997 |
Collection of glass pieces falling without the initial break sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 44,714 bytes June 24, 1996 |
A mid-sized cuckoo clock chiming twice.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 18,800 bytes July 21, 2000 |
The Cylon voice from the original 1979 Battlestar Galactica TV show saying By your command.
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Damn! Nothing works right since Windows 95
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 39,860 bytes September 28, 2000 |
From Duckman cartoon character exclaiming Damn! Nothing works right since Windows 95!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 74,468 bytes August 15, 1996 |
Quote from Blazing Saddles movie Does anybody got a dime?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 11,440 bytes April 22, 1992 |
Robot from Lost in Space TV show saying Does not compute.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 13,345 bytes May 07, 1992 |
A single bark from a very large dog.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 26,134 bytes February 04, 1997 |
Baying donkey giving two hee-haws
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Doorbell-Who would have such a...
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 79,424 bytes July 24, 2000 |
Strange door bell followed by woman asking Who on Earth would have such an ominous sounding bell?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 27,602 bytes May 07, 1992 |
Generic clean two tone door bell.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 40,030 bytes July 19, 2000 |
Squeaky door hinge opening.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 19,426 bytes July 10, 1997 |
Two second snare drum roll.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 96,881 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Quote from Duckman Hey, that's enough with the duwaas. I do the duwaas, ok?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 53,262 bytes July 23, 2000 |
Buzzing electric arc sound zapping three times.
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Electric sound-Damn I just got it working
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 76,541 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Quote from Duckman. Electric zapping sound followed by whispered Damn. Just got it working.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 69,752 bytes August 12, 1999 |
Elvis saying his often imitated Thank you. Thank you very much.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 100,580 bytes August 12, 1999 |
Announcer saying Elvis has left the building. Thank you and good night.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 467,236 bytes March 08, 1994 |
Mid-sized American car engine starting followed by a single rev.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 44,248 bytes November 14, 1998 |
Two low warbling electronic beep sounds.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 10,348 bytes September 06, 1995 |
The Excellent!
quote from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure movie.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 131,116 bytes September 15, 2000 |
High speed piano and wood block tune quickly fading out to silence.
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Farnsworth-I have something important to tell you
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 19,256 bytes September 08, 2000 |
Professor Farnsworth from Futurama cartoon saying his most common line I have something important to tell you.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 66,866 bytes October 18, 2000 |
Simpsons TV show compilation of fart sound, Homer's Doh!
, thump on floor and Moe saying Hey! If you guys are getting loaded off them fumes, I'm gonna have to charge ya.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 4,750 bytes October 06, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 5,915 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Dry.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 13,296 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Typical whoopee cushion sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 4,248 bytes October 06, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 17,386 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Single short fart followed by water splash.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 11,830 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Typical cheek fart sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 7,120 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Higher pitched cheek fart sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 21,272 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Combination fart and water sounds followed by surprised gasp.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 12,556 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Higher pressure cheek fart sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 3,376 bytes October 06, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 8,778 bytes October 06, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 3,836 bytes October 06, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 8,212 bytes October 06, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 4,186 bytes October 06, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 29,371 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Single honk followed by several bouncing squeeks.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 70,408 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Arrow sound+fart sound followed by Sam Kinison's famous scream repeated three times in a row ending in Mel Blank's yipe yipe yipe
quote.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 266,201 bytes October 06, 2000 |
Combination of grunting man and farts followed by flushing toilet sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 34,643 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman saying Fine. We'll finish another time.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 51,600 bytes August 15, 1996 |
Duckman phone sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 19,888 bytes May 11, 1998 |
Whooshing metallic tube sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 12,984 bytes April 21, 1992 |
Bill Paxton in Aliens movie saying Game over man.
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Gee Brain what do we do tonight?
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 78,089 bytes August 11, 1996 |
Quote from Pinky and the Brain cartoon where Pinky asks his famous line Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain answers Same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 17,388 bytes April 24, 1997 |
Children giggling.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 85,912 bytes August 15, 1996 |
The sounds Bruce Campbell made in Army of Darkness movie while adjusting his shotgun arm.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 19,900 bytes February 04, 1997 |
A large choir singing the single word.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 41,776 bytes February 22, 1997 |
Bell tone xylophone ramp up.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 11,289 bytes August 11, 1996 |
One of the many catch phrases to come from the In Living Color
Fox network comedy TV show.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 21,286 bytes August 11, 1996 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 17,546 bytes August 28, 2000 |
Homer Simpson saying with gusto Ok, stupid!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 167,616 bytes December 17, 1998 |
Homer Simpson from the Intel TV commercial where they implant an Intel CPU in Homer's head in exchange for a doughnut. Homer makes the trade and says Ok, suckers.
as doctors pop the chip in his head.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 12,290 bytes August 29, 2000 |
Homer Simpson saying proudly That's right.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 62,176 bytes October 09, 1998 |
Homer Simpson excitedly yelling The mail! The mail is here!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 27,302 bytes February 04, 1997 |
Military bugle charge sound.
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Im going to try and forget you said that
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 26,210 bytes September 15, 2000 |
Maxwell Smart from the Get Smart TV show saying I'm going to try and forget you said that.
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Im sorry. May I interrupt you for a moment
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 101,537 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman getting interrupted for a moment of silence.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 32,134 bytes July 17, 1993 |
The quote from the Trading Spaces movie when Eddie Murphy is surrounded by police with guns drawn where he says Is there a problem officers?
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Its my fault-I was attempting an actual conversation
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 43,878 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman TV show quote It's my fault. I was attempting an actual conversation.
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Its trying to communnicate with us
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 17,644 bytes September 11, 2000 |
Captain Pickard from Star Trek the Next Generation TV show saying It's trying to communicate with us.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 29,628 bytes September 29, 1998 |
Quote from Duckman cartoon whispering I don't know. I don't know anything.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 16,428 bytes October 14, 2000 |
Famous quote from Monte Python's Flying Circus TV show yelling I don't like spam!
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I feel as though I should applaud
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 63,482 bytes August 15, 1996 |
Comedian saying I feel as though I should applaud.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 51,032 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman yelling I won! I won! Yoohoo!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 12,428 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman TV show quote Let's book.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 60,052 bytes October 09, 1998 |
Sound of StarWars light saber turning on starting with a whoosh ending with the buzz.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 313,116 bytes May 11, 1998 |
Three chime ascending tone.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 52,588 bytes August 03, 2000 |
Cartoon quote Mail man. Got your mail here!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 62,582 bytes March 12, 1993 |
From the M.A.S.H. TV show. Radar talking over public address system blowing into mike and saying Attention. Attention.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 12,054 bytes August 03, 2000 |
Female saying Master. I have mail for you.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 19,492 bytes March 10, 1993 |
The single word Attention
spoken through a megaphone.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 165,136 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman quote Excuse me. I just wondered if you'd considered the metaphorical implications of tearing apart your own home to fight your neighbors.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 20,791 bytes September 15, 2000 |
Maxwell Smart from the Get Smart TV show saying his famous line Missed it by that much.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 35,600 bytes September 06, 2000 |
Chief Wiggam from the Simpsons TV show saying Ah! There's nothing like moonshine from your own still.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 18,244 bytes September 06, 1995 |
Spock from the original Star Trek TV series saying his famous line Most Illogical.
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No, promise is the wrong word. Pretend!
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 39,692 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Quote from the Duckman cartoon saying No! Promise is the wrong word. Pretend.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 38,546 bytes October 28, 1992 |
Classic old car squeeze horn now more commonly associated with clown nose honking.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 12,182 bytes May 11, 1998 |
Slightly louder classic old car squeeze horn.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 119,384 bytes May 11, 1998 |
A very common two chime notification tone.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 9,926 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman saying No offience.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 26,904 bytes September 29, 1998 |
Large explosion sound in two parts. The initial explosion starts low and leads into a higher pitched blast sound.
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Oh my goodness Samantha, what was that
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 33,874 bytes April 23, 1996 |
From the Bewitched TV show, Paul Linde hearing a zap sound and saying Oh my goodness, Samantha. What was that?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 42,461 bytes May 07, 1992 |
Old Westinghouse electric alarm clock buzzer going off.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 97,889 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Quote from Duckman TV show As the mayor's representative I'm happy to do my best to arrange negotiations, but I do have one preliminary request.
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On the other hand I could be wrong
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Maxwell Smart from the Get Smart TV show saying On the other hand I could be wrong.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 22,612 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Quote from Duckman TV show Ooo. You silver tongue devil.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 80,076 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Quote from Duckman TV show Can't thank you enough for stopping by. Please come back soon, though I will be out of town for the next thirty years.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 34,112 bytes February 04, 1997 |
The sound of a piece of paper ripping in two.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 24,920 bytes August 11, 1996 |
Quote from Pinky and the Brain cartoon with Brain saying Pay attention Pinky.
Pinky answers Righto.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 13,189 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Female saying in a stern voice Point taken.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 106,166 bytes July 19, 2000 |
Sliding metallic sound going through a single rise-fall cycle.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 86,636 bytes July 19, 2000 |
Heavy switch sound followed by a large electric motor spinning up to speed.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 123,054 bytes March 03, 1998 |
A small band playing three punch
chords.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 30,892 bytes April 24, 1997 |
The puppy barking sounds from 101 Dalmatians movie.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 41,404 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman yelling Quiet! I can't hear myself lie.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 11,734 bytes July 24, 2000 |
R2D2 whistling the come here
sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 24,306 bytes June 11, 1993 |
A classic rooster call.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 5,322 bytes July 19, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 118,134 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Duckman saying Those magnificent bastards. Well two can play at that game. I say we do the same thing. I say we ... yea. What'd they do again?
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Services the city never gives anyway...
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Duckman How come I have to spend all that time and effort avoiding taxes for services the city never gives me anyway?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 8,659 bytes October 31, 1994 |
Single ding from a medium sized ships bell.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 29,812 bytes September 15, 2000 |
Maxwell Smart's shoe phone ring sound.
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Sir, A transmission from the planet
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From StarWars episode one. Sir. A transmission from the planet.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 1,036,530 bytes August 27, 1997 |
A series of ascending sparkly music tones.
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Something funny is going on here...
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From the Duckman cartoon. A woman yells Something funny's going on here!
Duckman replies It's about time. I'm getting sick of all the social commentary.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 10,868 bytes February 04, 1997 |
Echo whistle up sound.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 25,704 bytes July 13, 1995 |
Whooshing sound starts with a thump and ends in a slowing rotation.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 106,028 bytes October 02, 1998 |
The hero's cry from The Tick cartoon.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 7,193 bytes September 06, 1995 |
James Kirk from the original Star Trek series saying Go to yellow alert.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 10,597 bytes September 06, 1995 |
Dr. McCoy from the original Star Trek TV series saying his famous line He's dead, Jim.
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Star Trek communicator beep-tos
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The sound the Star Trek original series communicators make when opened.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 31,346 bytes January 26, 1996 |
Star Trek the Next Generation TV show computer answering with the computer beeps and Affirmitive.
Computer voiced by Majel Barrett, wife of Gene Roddenberry.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 10,176 bytes March 12, 1998 |
A single red alert klaxon sound from the original Star Trek series.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 186,676 bytes October 18, 2000 |
From StarWars episode one. Sound of a fighter passing at high speed and a pilot yelling Captian! Look!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 41,084 bytes January 26, 1996 |
Ren from the Ren and Stimpy cartoon show saying Stop it! You're talking crazy!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 294,069 bytes September 28, 2000 |
From the Duckman cartoon show. My plan is to sit both sides down at a table.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 7,594 bytes July 21, 2000 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 27,404 bytes July 21, 2000 |
The Tasmanian Devil growl sound Mel Blank did for countless cartoons.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 21,150 bytes September 28, 2000 |
A very smug sounding thank you.
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That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball
| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 112,448 bytes October 09, 1998 |
Mel Blank as Foghorn Leghorn saying That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
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That could work if we had an atomic trigger
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Theres something you dont see every day
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Bill Murray from Ghostbusters movie quote There's something you don't see every day.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 40,644 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Gilbert Gottfried yelling These people are nuts!
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They are English words! Do we live in England?
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Quote from Duckman cartoon They are English words.
Duckman replies Well, we don't live in England do we.
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This is what happens when Demented People play with...
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Male announcer forcefully saying This is what happens when demented people play with powerful toys.
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Three little words. Youve Got Mail
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Meg Ryan quote from the You've Got Mail
movie.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 7,646 bytes February 04, 1997 |
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 9,554 bytes February 23, 1997 |
Two short toots from a small train whistle.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 156,374 bytes July 19, 2000 |
Sound of a train clicking past on the tracks.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 52,718 bytes October 18, 1998 |
Rapid trumpet announcement tune.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 12,812 bytes June 02, 1993 |
Female saying in a bashful way Uh-Oh.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 371,616 bytes January 26, 1999 |
Voicemail quote from Dilbert cartoon TV show. The female voice from the phone system says You have 937 messages, all of which are marked urgent. First urgent message.
A male voice says This is Ted. I'm just calling to tell you I sent you some email. Well, that's all.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 80,684 bytes October 09, 1998 |
Trumpet playing reveille followed by a very loud voice yelling WAKEUP!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 13,350 bytes February 23, 1997 |
A farty descending warble sound.
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War Games-Shall we play a game
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Famous quote from War Games movie where the computer asks Shall we play a game?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 100,125 bytes August 14, 1993 |
Quote from Princess Bride movie. Princess says We'll never survive.
Dread Pirate Roberts responds Nonesense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
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Whats the idea of spoiling the game
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Moe from the Three Stooges saying Hey! What's the idea of spoiling the game?
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Where have you been? Ive been waiting for 17 seconds
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Quote from Get Smart TV show. Where have you been? I've been waiting, and waiting, and standing here for seventeen seconds!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 12,638 bytes July 23, 2000 |
Clean whip snap with slight room echo.
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Why dont you see if you can detect someone...
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Duckman saying Why don't you just see if you can detect someone who cares?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 77,324 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Quote from Duckman TV show. The council is a body of men and women who govern our city.
Duckman replies Wait! Did you just say women and body?
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 10,802 bytes September 15, 2000 |
Quote from Get Smart TV show. Maxwell Smart saying Would you believe...
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 69,114 bytes October 28, 1992 |
The buzzer sound commonly associated with wrong answers on TV shows.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 105,080 bytes December 17, 1998 |
The famous cowboy call.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 59,070 bytes July 22, 2000 |
This is the bone
sound from the Yellow song named Oh Yeah!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 100,600 bytes July 22, 2000 |
This is the chik-chick-ah
sound from the Yellow song named Oh Yeah!
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Youll be in extreme danger every minute...
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Agent 99 quote from the Get Smart TV show. She says You'll be in extreme danger every minute.
Maxwell Smart answers And loving it.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 9,946 bytes October 24, 1994 |
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Youve got something I need in your suit
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Quote from The Tick cartoon show. Female voice saying You've got something I need in your suit.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 20,334 bytes August 04, 2000 |
A sound-alike version of the original America Online email announcement from the Simpsons TV show. This was from a medical symptom diagnosis program that asks questions and then exclaims You've got leprosy!
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 26,972 bytes September 06, 1996 |
A strong female voice saying You have mail.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 36,004 bytes September 06, 1996 |
Strong female voice saying You have messages waiting.
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| | Download: Size: Updated: | SOUND 15,025 bytes September 28, 2000 |
Quote from the Duckman cartoon show saying Yowsa!
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